THE MOST UNHINGED BIRD ONCHAIN • $GOOSE

DRUNKEN
GOOSE.

Too drunk to fly.
Too bullish to die.

A goose. A bottle. Absolutely zero flight plans. Welcome to the flock that never knows when to call it a night.

Drunken Goose mascot: a white goose with wings and feet, shaped like a frosted vodka bottle✦
🪿 HONK   ✦   SIP   ✦   MEME   ✦   REPEAT   ✦   🪿 HONK   ✦   SIP   ✦   MEME
Drunken Goose mascot
01 / THE ORIGIN STORY

ONE GOOSE.
BAD DECISIONS.

Some birds migrate south. This one wandered into the bar and never left. Drunken Goose is an absurd internet character for people who appreciate premium memes and gloriously questionable bird behavior.

No grand promises. No fake utility. Just a goose with a legendary thirst for memes.

02 / THE GOOSE CODE

THREE RULES.
ZERO SOBRIETY CLAIMS.

Built around humor, community and a mascot that's impossible to take seriously.

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HONK LOUD

Bring the memes. Spread the goose. Make some noise.

🥂

STAY CLASSY(ISH)

Premium bottle energy. Chaotic bird mentality.

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DREAM BIG

The moon is a meme, not a promise. Have fun and keep your wings on.

03 / THE TOKEN

MEET $GOOSE.

Token details will appear here once the contract and launch information are confirmed.

Ticker$GOOSE (proposed)
BlockchainTo be announced
Total supplyTo be announced
Launch statusNot confirmed
Contract address: Not announced

$GOOSE is presented here as a meme-coin concept. Crypto tokens are speculative and can lose all their value. Nothing on this site promises returns or constitutes financial advice. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Grey Goose vodka.

04 / JOIN THE FLOCK

LET'S GET
GOOSEY. 🪿

The flock is forming. Official community links will be added after they're verified.